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step not on a single crack, tossing salt behind your back.
i hate track pants
THEY ARE BY FAR THE WORST AND MOST EVIL OBJECTS EVER INVENTED .do trackpants-designers derive joy in seeing people look shapeless and have balloon thighs while struggling to do sports?
is it actually exciting to witness people wearing pants, large enough to fit 2 full-grown babies, that have been lovingly created by yourself ?
i have thus come up with the theory that trackpants-designers are just whales who try as they might, cannot drop even a pound and thus design clothing to make everyone else look like them.
in my mid-life crisis right now.
bug mania tomorrow.
pimple breakout for sure.
5 mins shower ?!?!
please dont let me get it.
i dont have enough bras (!!)
camp is an evil, evil thing. but nothing tops track pants.
