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step not on a single crack, tossing salt behind your back.

apparently i love my computer so much i cant stay away :D

- still in process of finding those unglam pictures - ;D

anyway, choir today was highly entertaining. especially jiamei. she was by far the HIGHest of the lot O:

Scenario 1

Jiamei, who didnt come the other day, innocently asked me what was the action for Kentucky Jazz Jam. in a moment of complete blur-ness, i told her the "both-hands-to-shocked-face" action, and she said ok.
Clara then grabbed me from behind and whispered, "Eh you stupid lah, they changed it the gun thing already !" <------ (both hands in the shape of guns pointing to each other) vulgarities overflowing, i turned back to Jiamei, when Clara grabbed me again, "No wait dont tell her ! Let her be the only one doing it ! *cackles* " So, Jiamei ended up doing a different action from everyone else, burst out "SHIT !" and quickly changed to "guns" action when she realised it. Scenario 2

- singing Father Barre song in French -

Choir : ... a jamis volture nor (spelling a bit off :D)

Jiamei : see see ! la JIAMEIS volture nor ! *smiles gleefully*

Me : actually it sounded like la Jiameis Voldermort.

- 5 seconds pause -

Jiamei : AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA !

Scenario 3

Me : You know one part there (still the song) sounds like AhWong?

Jiamei : OOOOH YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH AWONG, ADRIAN YOUR DARLING ! HAHAHAHAHA. go and hug him ! (something along that line)

Scenario 4

Jiamei : Hey hey i can imitate your laughter ! *laughs like a donkey*

Maria and I burst out laughing in normal laughter

Jiamei : Hey wait let's try something ! i'll laugh and you open your mouth and silent laugh !

(Being a nice person, i accommodated her childish needs :D)

The end product split all our sides.

Scenario 5

Jiamei : Hey let's expand our Happy Fruity Family ! (Bitchy Tomato --> Me :/, Aunty Cucumber --> Jiamei, Slutty Pear --> Erina :D)

Me : Eh not wait let's change the name to Fruity Family, then we can call it F-squared !

Jiamei : No no no ! How about Funky Fruity Family ?! F-cube !

Me : Flirtatious Funky Fruity Family ! F- to the power of 4 !

Jiamei : NO WAIT. WE'LL MAKE THIS FINAL, NO MORE CHANGES : FLIRTATIOUS FUNKY FUNNY FRUITY FAMILY ! F- TO THE POWER OF 5 !

im sorry, we're very weird.

So ANYWAY, continued the rest of choir listening to Jiamei crap about random redundant stuff (:
Like one time, clara suggested that we use this choir song she heard before about fruits for our theme song, and there was this part where it went 'Banana-NA-NA-NA ...' and Jiamei just went crazy and kept on repeating it in my ear.

and so now our finalized members are : Bitchy Tomato, Auntie Cucumber, Slutty Pear, Snow Banana (JingYi, hehe), Happy Cherry (Maria), Evil Kiwi (Clara) ! tahdahhh ! :D

then one part when mrs on called lynette a banana (she's so mean lynette, i feel your pain D:), Jiamei went hysterical again. yeah. :/

joey clara wenen qianyi were fun to talk with during the long wait before the choir went on stage. played stupid games haha (:

BUT. the best joke of the day is as follows:

Me : Actually, is a cucumber a fruit?

Jiamei : Actually, i've been wondering about that since Day One ... *serious look*

Me : *laughs* Aiyah, but it has seeds, so it should be a fruit lah.

Jiamei : We have seeds too ! Does that mean we are fruits?

and if you were wondering, Jiamei is sec 4.



MACBETH TODAY WAS FUN ! haha :D

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